operation: look, no hands!

ok, so can i just be honest for a second here? long before i had visions of a little worrell running around the place, i had always envisioned possessing the magical ability pregnant woman have to balance all sorts of objects on their bellies. i mean, seriously, what could be more awesome than eating a bowl of cereal with no hands!? nothing, i say, nothing! its got to be the highlight!

as you can see, i am far from this vision becoming a reality (the necessary hand! the treacherous tilt!). i have about 8 weeks left to get this belly up to a bowl-balancing standard. i can, i must!